Top 10 Reasons
Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
- No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don't force Beer on minors who can't
think for themselves.
- When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.
- Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
second Beer.
- There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
to you.
- You can prove you have a Beer.
- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.