Top 10 ELF Pickup Lines

1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
4. "I can get you off the naughty list"
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
8. at Keebler"
9. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
10. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
11. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

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