20 TYPES OF PEOPLE
YOU MIGHT MEET IN
THE MEN'S ROOM

  1. excitable - shorts half twisted around. cannot find hole. rips shorts.

  2. sociable - joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

  3. crosseyed - looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

  4. timid - cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

  5. indifferent - all urinals being used. pisses in sink.

  6. clever - no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

  7. frivolous - plays stream up, down, and across urinal, tries to hit fly or butt.

  8. worried - not sure where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.

  9. absent-minded - opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

  10. childish - pisses directly into bottom of urinal. likes to see the bubbles
  11. sneak - farts silently while pissing,acts very inocent, knows man in next stale will get blamed.

  12. patient - stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

  13. desperate - waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

  14. tough - bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

  15. efficient - waits until he has to crap,then does both.

  16. fat - backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

  17. little - stands on box, falls in, drowns.

  18. disgruntled - stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

  19. concieted - holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

  20. drunk - holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

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Created By Jeff Norton: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 9:54:35 PM
Last Updated: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 9:54:35 PM