Top Ten Differences Between
Penn and Hell

  1. It doesn't rain or snow in Hell.

  2. Everyone has heard of Hell. (Not Hell State!)

  3. It's more fun getting into Hell.

  4. You can't fail out of Hell.

  5. At least you can sleep in Hell.

  6. Hell is forever, Penn just seems like it.

  7. People smile in Hell.

  8. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.

  9. You know there are hot women in Hell.

    And the number one reason is...

  10. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to Penn.

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Created By Jeff Norton: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 11:14:16 PM
Last Updated: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 11:14:16 PM