The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say

  1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

  2. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

  3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

  4. Her tits are just too big.

  5. Sometimes I just want to be held.

  6. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.

  7. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

  8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

  9. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

  10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.
See also The Last Things Any Woman Would Ever Say.

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Created By Jeff Norton: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 8:14:03 PM
Last Updated: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 8:14:03 PM