The Last Things Any Woman Would Ever Say

  1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

  2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

  3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

  4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

  5. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

  6. This diamond is way too big!

  7. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

  8. Wow, it really is 14 inches!

  9. Does this make my butt look too small?

  10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
See also The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say.

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Created By Jeff Norton: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 8:57:46 PM
Last Updated: Sunday, May 28, 2000, 8:57:46 PM